"Douche Popper" -- Used in a context where 'f*ck' or 'sh!t' is unnacceptable. Can also be used as a name; 'Don't be such a douche popper, Jerry!'

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"Gaffot" -- Noun. A name for an ignorant and/or obnoxious person; most usually a straight, white male.

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"Dipweed" -- For use around children and easily offended gaffots.

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When beging called a lesbian by a male: "At least I can please a woman and keep her, jackass."

Same scenario as above, though agressor is female: "So? At least I don't have to dress like a whore to get attention."

When physically approached by someone you hate, scream. SCREAM like you just found your dog's severed head in your bed. Throw in a couple of 'RAPE' screams for good measure.

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I love hurtin' people.